Scrolling around youtube...


I was watching some musicians playign renditions of old jazz numbers, I scrolled across a cover of maple leaf rag by Scott Joplin and saw a page load of stupidtubers arguing about how being able to play fast isnt got anythign got to do with talent… anyways that vent was a little of the point, just really dislike when people do that I came across this quote though that seemed to… shut their fingers up?

“It’s easy to get a bucket load of talent, start with a dump truck load of practice…”

I thought this was great

There is much truth behind this statement

There is much truth behind this statement

Kalvin Klom “desire”

Off the rails


So I have been modelling for about 6 months now, havent been taking it all that seriously but thigns seem to throwing themselves at me which makes me think this could go somewhere interesting and it has, one of those interesting things is an over the top, pretentious, rude, arrogant and not so selfullfilling event known as a fashion show. Ive done one of these before, but this one, as im told is rather a “big deal”, its Irelands biggest and is produced by the same people who do London fashion week (hopefully a foot in the door over there).

But when I think of fashion shows (which I rarely do) I think kinda of people fashioning clothes, with spectators watching either nodding or disagreeing with the design so that they can make judgements about “next season” themsevles, apparently not. I cannot stress just how bizarre what im wearing is, im not even going to call it clothes. Basically I dont know how fashion showa make money, the things I have to wear nobody would buy, if the audience knew what I had to wear they wouldnt buy a ticket, yet they are paying 1,000 euro for four days work, I just baffles me why anybody would want to coem and see this. Yet with all this people are saying in my ear “oh isnt this lvoely!” lovely for what? Now if you dont know me let me set some record straight, im pretty liberal with clothes, if people take risks even if I dont liek them I tend to see it was a positive thing, but if somebody wore what I had today, just hanging out with their mates outside londis, id most likely crack a disapproving look or a wise remark which often happen to me at Tara street station (sorry if you dont get the Dyblin lingo).

These pictures should explain my speechlessness

http://www.youtube.com/user/XMrMagicmanX#p/a/u/0/l8rrWlLO-cg

I forgot to tell yas! He came into topman the other day with his mates, I stopped my boss and my supervisor to show them tricks, my boss was in a hurry and said he had no time, to whcih I replied you will regret this, my supervisor afterwards said “what the fuck?!”

Ah weesh fuh a simpul tam ahgen!

Deh land deh tuk fram meh!


Deh wuz a tam,nut suh lung aguh, wheh de sun rus in de eest and seetuld in deh west. A tam when deh buffaloh ran free across deh plens and must impuhtantly, a tam when deh facebook was bout deh comments frum clus friends, deh pictuhs of nats out, deh shawing of moozik and deh staying in contact wit loved wans!

But now, ah seh a facebook dat has been ovuhtaken bah sum suht of evil voodoo furce. Nuh it is about behcuming a fan, watuhring plants on yuhr fahm, red buxes and de must dreded of all, deh socialinterviews!.

Ah weesh! ah wesh! for deh tam again when I wud lug an to mah facebook and not have fwiend wequest fram strange chav man! Nut be bumbahded bah peepuhl who want meh to behcum a fan uf Cheryl Coles ass and of cus, a tam when de socialinterview was nut a plauging mah peepul, a tam when facebook was aboot so much muh!

Befuh deh tuk deh land from meh!

Makes you think doesnt it?(well it made me anyways!)


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